The phallic bookmarks are about 7" tall and 3.5 inches wide and are made of thick cardstock with a soft touch matte finish and are printed on both sides.
These funny bookmarks have funny sayings on them as well.
I don't watch porn. I read it like a proper lady.
Books are better than sex. At least books last longer than 3 minutes.
Reading is better than sex. You can do it in public and not get arrested.
Reading is better than sex. A little coffee and you can do it all night.
Books are better than sex. You can have multiple books per week with no jealousy.
A glass of wine and a good book. Priceless.
Books are better than sex. A Book won't complain if you stop in the middle.
Reading is better than sex. You can do it, eat, and watch TV all at the same time.
